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Alikka best qoutes of the year....crazy quotes by rawar(m) : 12:26 PM On Jun 30

Alikka quotes
1. Most of the guys that say they don't date fat girls have fat mothers.
Be humble like your dad
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2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about beer
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3. Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them cause you know you're next
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4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have thesame problem...
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5. Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions( my sister u don't need Jesus alone u need all the 12 disciples include Judas)
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6. You will see a 13 year old girl posting stuff like "I want to forget everything and move on"
forget what little sister?...
(The multiplication table?)
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7. A man is the head of the family, & a woman is the neck that turns the head (smiles)
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8. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real fact)
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9. So you whisper God's name during prayer and Scream his Name so loud during sex? My sister what do you want to be blessed with, orgasms??
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10. If Adam and Eve were chinese we would have been in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake...
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11. If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money... She comes back begging...
My brother... Forgive her... Promise her marriage... Tell her family that you want to renovate their house... Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR
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12. When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick ( I am a witness)

Re: Alikka best qoutes of the year....crazy quotes by rawar(m) : 11:38 PM On Jul 01

Teacher: What is your date of birth? 
Alikka: October 13th. 
Teacher: Which year? .
Allikka: Mam, it is every year.

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