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Welcome to naija where! (funny but true joke) by rawar(m) : 5:27 PM On Jul 04

Welcome to 9ja where:

1. Bathrooms have become photoshoot Studios.
2. Where young girls call old men enough to be their fathers..."Baby, My Blesser, My Honey, My Love...Sweety.
3. Where Beer is more important than Water.
4. Where s*x is free but Love is Costly.
5. Where crime and rape are higher than Education.
6. Where people wear expensive clothes but their Bedroom Doors, Kitchen Units, and Wardrobes are falling apart.
7. Where nowadays Ladies fear for pregnancy than Aids.
8. Where funerals turned into a platform for fashion, style, and parties.
9. Where young girls look forward to putting their signatures on the Social Grants than Job Contracts.
10. Where Pizza Deliveries are faster than an Emergency Response.
11. Where buying a car is a great achievement than buying a House.
12. Where losing a phone is more painful than losing your Virginity.
13. Where Churchs are turning into Dating Points.
14. Where Parliament is turned into Circus.
15. Where Pubs, Clubs, and Taverns are more important than School.
16. Where getting a Smart Phone is greater than achieving a Degree.
17. Where Abortion Pains is a way painful than period pains.
18. Where you kill an animal like Rhino you get a Life Sentence in Prison, But when you Kill a Human Being you get 6 years in prison.
19. Where beautiful girls are getting 100+Likes on social networks every day, but the Ugly ones are getting degrees and getting married everySaturdays.

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