Laugh like kid (Alikka the funny man)

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Laugh like kid (Alikka the funny man)
Posted on: June 19, 2017, 04:34:06 PM
Nigeria quiz competion 
Note: don't copy from your neighbour,.

I. Questions : what is full meaning of ATM!.
 
USA: automated teller machine!

Ghana: African traditional medicine. 

Nigeria: awaiting trial mandate. 

2. important of banks:
  
 USA: keeps our money! Loan to needy!

Ghana: Helps keep our temperature cool because of their AC, 

Nigeria: helps remind us our birthday and xmass celebration date.

3 important of electricity?

USA : help power all the electronic and machine for human use!.

Ghana: Helps us finish all the season films. 

Nigeria: helps reduce HBP becuase when they brought light we shout UP NEPA. 


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Re: Laugh like kid (Alikka the funny man)
#1 Posted on: June 19, 2017, 04:35:51 PM
Joke: Alikka: I cant go to school today. 
Mom: Why not?.
Alikka: I don't feel well. 
Mom: for Where are you not feeling well?
 Alikka: In school.

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Re: Laugh like kid (Alikka the funny man)
#2 Posted on: June 19, 2017, 04:37:58 PM
Alikka: I always fear my wife pass mafia.
Friend: why ? For me na Mafia I dey  fear.
Alikka: don't you know that The mafia wants either your money or life but the wife's want both.

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Re: Laugh like kid (Alikka the funny man)
#3 Posted on: June 19, 2017, 04:39:59 PM
Teacher: If you correctly tell me the tables from 1 to 10 I will give you a kiss. 
Alikka: Please, ma make it 1 to 20 questions so you can offer me what comes with kiss..

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Re: Laugh like kid (Alikka the funny man)
#4 Posted on: June 19, 2017, 04:43:39 PM
Teacher: If John has 50 sweets bars and he eats 45 sweets bars, then what does john have?
 Alikka: john will have diabetes. 

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Re: Laugh like kid (Alikka the funny man)
#5 Posted on: June 19, 2017, 04:47:15 PM
Alikka: Hey, Dad, I got a hundred in school today. 
Father: Thats great. What subject?.
 Alikka: A 40 in reduction in noise making and a 60 in in in in agriculture.
Father: let me see your agriculture notebook.?.
Alikka: I mean 60 in cutting grass ;-D :-D

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Re: Laugh like kid (Alikka the funny man)
#6 Posted on: June 24, 2017, 05:16:22 PM
Lol!!!! U guys won't kill me

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Re: Laugh like kid (Alikka the funny man)
#7 Posted on: June 28, 2017, 08:58:33 PM
Teacher. What is a period?

Student: Sir I don't know, but it must be a very dangerous thing because the last time my sister said she had missed her period for 5months my mum fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.
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