funniest joke of the year....keep laughing

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funniest joke of the year....keep laughing
Posted on: June 20, 2017, 11:27:45 AM
An Ijebu engineer couldn't find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

An Egba lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

Egba Lawyer:
"I have lost my sense of taste"

Ijebu man:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

Egba Lawyer: 
"Ugh..this is kerosene"

Ijebu man:
"Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" 
The annoyed Ijesha lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Egba Lawyer:
"I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Ijebu man:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Egba Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Ijebu man:
"Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming Ijesha lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

EgbaLawyer:
"My eyesight has become very weak"

Ijebu man: 
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
D Egba Lawyer (staring at the cash): 
"But this is 20k,
not 100k"

Ijebu man: 
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"
You can't beat an ijebu man.


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Re: funniest joke of the year....keep laughing
#1 Posted on: June 20, 2017, 10:00:52 PM
Alikka was employ as house boy and instruction was giving to him….‎

Note: you will do all the house work! And don’t starve the dog because it has human feature.‎

Alikka: God always send help for me?.

Oga: where is the helper?.

Alikka: your Dog! Atleast it can help me to wash plate because it has human features!.‎

two weeks later.

Oga: The Dog told me that you starve him Why?.

Alika: he still behave like dog, I told the Dog to serve him self but he refused.!

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Re: funniest joke of the year....keep laughing
#2 Posted on: June 22, 2017, 10:18:56 PM
Mr Green wanted to import security Dog in his house, so he was on phone with seller telling the seller that he will pay $20,000 into his account tomorrow, Mr. Alikka over heard his boss Mr green so he went to him and the discussion went like this.

Alikka: Sir, did you want to import dog in your house?.

Mr green: yes just to scare thieves away.

Alikka: with $20,000 us dollar?!.

Mr green: yes, and why are you amazing why calling th amount?.

Alikka: why not give me the money, I have dog features and quality.

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Re: funniest joke of the year....keep laughing
#3 Posted on: June 24, 2017, 03:11:15 PM
Alikka and her new Girl friend
Girl: I want to plait a new hair.

Alikka: But,I like it the way it is!.

Girl: can't you see it is too old?.

Alikka: Am the one to tell u that ok. I like it the way it is..

Girl: hmm,! but it smells.....

Alikka: that's is not the problem.....I will buy designed camphor or air fresher Pin for the hair.‎

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Re: funniest joke of the year....keep laughing
#4 Posted on: June 29, 2017, 09:55:02 AM
TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do these things?

Alikka: Because the government hates competition!
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