Best Facebook statuses that will get you the likes

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Drealup

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Best Facebook statuses that will get you the likes
Posted on: January 03, 2018, 01:55:06 PM
Posts on Social media give other people an idea of our values and behaviors. And many people on the social media giant - Facebook, do like to sound witty or stupid all just to find new friends and become popular on the Internet.

So as you see, it's better to choose the statuses you post on Facebook from the list below!



◆ Often in life, we forget the things we should remember & remember the things we should forget
◆ The angle of the dangle is adversely proportional to the heat of the beat.
◆Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
◆If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
◆ War doesn't determine who's right—it determines who's left.
◆I feel like getting something done today, so I'm just going to sit here until that feeling passes...
◆ Women might be able to fake org*sms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
◆That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.
 ◆ If your relationship status says, "It's complicated," maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single."
◆ People think I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
◆Enjoy the little things in life, because one day, you’ll look back and realize that they were actually big things.
◆Tip of the week: When going through airport customs and the agent asks, "Do you have any firearms with you?" just reply "What do you need?"
◆ I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out things didn't work that way—so I stole a bike and prayed for His forgiveness.
◆I heard there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you: the more you have, the longer you live.
◆"Dammit I'm mad" is spelled the same way backwards. Think about it.
◆ Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking, because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem.
◆Grammar is important. Commas save lives, as in this example: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Let's eat, grandpa."
◆ I won’t block you or delete you. I'm keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I am without you.
◆Having few true friends is better than having a large network of pretentious friends. Quality beats Quantity all the time!
◆ I have a busy day ahead: I have trouble to start, rumors to spread, and people to argue with.
◆ Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep, that's how you wash a cup.
◆Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
◆ If you don't like someone just tell this to that person instead of lying to him/her everyday. The truth may hurt, but lies hurt MUCH more!
◆ Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can’t see them. Then right when you walk by them, they’re quiet.
◆ Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery.
◆If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
◆You'll never realize how strong you are until you have no other choice but to be strong.
◆I don't understand those couples who fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
 

Now you have a large choice of interesting and witty quotes. You can regularly cause smiles on the faces of your friends using these sayings.



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Re: Best Facebook statuses that will get you the likes
#1 Posted on: January 08, 2018, 11:39:51 AM
wow great


 

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