Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy
half bag for house. From the one wey I cook, I give
my dog, Bingo, make im first test am. 45mins later,
bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na im I come chop my
own. After I don chop finish, my gateman run come
tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter house,
begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop
22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop
walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow
moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic
and onions be like sweet for my mouth. I come dey
sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I dey think say
my life don finish.
I come outside. Na im gate man
com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan
come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate man?
Don't laugh alone.