WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless
driving. Both of their cars are demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the
bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it,
drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the
police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk
driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER
learn! Women will Never change!!!
Written by Okunade Temitope