LOL Different Types of SLAPS For Sale

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LOL Different Types of SLAPS For Sale
Posted on: December 04, 2015, 04:18:44 PM
TAKE AWAY SLAP $21k
When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.

RESOUNDING SLAP $15k
This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like "wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start blowing siren.

FORMATTING SLAP $19k
This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like, "What did I do?"

EXPLANATION SLAP $22k
When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o!

FIX DEPOSIT SLAP $27k
When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely.

RHETORICAL SLAP $21k
The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply. Like, "John, YOU SLAPPED ME?!"

SWEET SLAP $32k
This is the type of slap a girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and, whether it's painful or not, you start blushing.

MATHEMATICAL SLAP $25k
This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.

CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP $20k
When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden), you will be able to speak all sort of languages like Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc together.

COLOR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP $23k
You will start seeing different colors and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you.




 

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